pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

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rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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ogthottiejohn50n:

ratchetivity:

zumainthyfuture:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

OH MY GOD

Wtf

Nooooo I wasnt readyyyy

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witneyhouston:

checkmate 

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